Saturday, June 22, 2013

Mean Green Lovin' Machine

He was every four-year-old girl's dream: Stretch Monster
Never a fan of traditional baby dolls or the like, "Stwetch Monsto" was my mean, green, constant and loyal companion. Whether riding together in Mum's smoke filled Toyota Celica Sport Coupe, having a tea and deep discussion with Steve Martin (my other squishy friend, though much taller and invisible), or simply having a good sleep, Stwetch Monsto was always there for me. 
BFFs we were. 

Well, at least until I chewed off his ears and toes and made the red jelly come out.